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CRUCIBLE OF CREATIVE POTENTIAL: The Homestuck Request Meme
ACT TWO

(also known as SHITSTAIN ASSMASTER)


By popular demand, a general request meme for MSPA, at long last. Have an idea you want to see drawn or written? This is the place to ask. Both romantic (of any kind, het or slash) and general prompts are accepted. Reply to those comments with art or fic or comics or pesterlogs!

Put characters or pairings or whatever in the subject line of your comment, it makes for easy scanning. If you are here to request something for our musicians, put [MUSIC] in instead.

HERE'S HOW IT WORKS:
> No, you do NOT need to sign up for Livejournal to submit prompts or fill them.
> You may comment signed in or anonymously. Anonymous is actually preferred when prompting to keep the spirit of this kind of meme, but anything goes for fills (since you might want to put your name to your work, and that's cool).
> For every request you make, try to fill someone else's.
> Requests can be filled more than once.
> This meme is SAFE FOR WORK. Graphic sex and violence--and other potentially offensive things people may feel nervous about having on their browsing history--is not allowed and will be screened/deleted. This being an offsite meme, restrictions are much more relaxed than the forums; referencing the act is fine with me, just be sensible and don't go into detail and we will be 0k.
> This meme is also primarily about Homestuck canon! There are a lot of talented people with really cool original characters and fan adventures lurking around, but unfortunately this is not the place to request fanart or music for them. Again, this is a flexible rule. Speculative work, like Lands that do not exist in the story yet, or imp prototypings, or some random black carapace guys hanging out in Derse, or Sollux's sadly non-canon bee-bear lusus are fine. Try to make it look like it's connected to Homestuck at least and you won't get beaned, basically.
> Be nice, have fun.

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AU

from: anonymous
date: Jan. 7th, 2011 05:59 am (UTC)
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Karkat doesn't go along with Terezi and his Jack gets Snowman's ring. Do things go the exact same way as they did in the kid's session, or do the trolls get off lucky because they're now like junior members of his crew? Or, since he's been off with Karkat stabbing out his anger on any imps that cross their path instead of sitting around the castle being forced to do paperwork and into enraging outfits, does he not snap nearly as badly at the sudden acquisition of power?

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Re: AU

from: anonymous
date: Jan. 11th, 2011 08:08 pm (UTC)
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I like this story idea. Someone please fill it!

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AU

from: anonymous
date: Jan. 8th, 2011 02:37 am (UTC)
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... where humans and trolls, through whatever hijinks necessary, occupy the same planet and have been exchanging culture for several generations by the time the trolls and kids arrive.

What stuff ends up taboo, what becomes the norm?

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Contact

from: anonymous
date: Jan. 23rd, 2011 06:53 am (UTC)
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John had never seen one in real life before, only pictures. They didn't seem too bad, or too different from humans, really. (Yeah, horns were odd, but then again human mythology had been depicting horned humanoids for centuries before the trolls arrived.) If one squinted, they looked just like people in grayscale photos with maybe a little jaundice in the eyes. The deeper complexities of their biology were a little more disconcerting, but John was only 13, after all; his dad didn't feel like explaining those to his son just yet.

Dad's own apprehension matched or far exceeded that of his son. Unlike John, he had been there when those black ships first touched down, saw the armored bodies first step out onto the green planet-- and recoil in surprise and pain. Trolls were more advanced than humans, technologically, and their natural aggression and superior physical strength would have led them to make quick work of conquering earth were it not for one unexpected weakness: plants. It was like a cheesy sci-fi movie. The second a troll made contact with living plant matter of any kind, it caused intense pain and nausea. Troll-made weapons were incapable of destroying plant matter as well as humans who had eaten plants recently.

Faced with a conundrum but not willing to retreat, the troll conquerers did something unprecedented in the history of the universe: they signed a peace treaty. Under it, the trolls would inhabit vegetation-free areas such as deserts, tundras, or deep undersea. Nobody would cross the government-sanctioned boundary lines without a license, on penalty of death. Regular peace talks and cultural exchange programs were put in place, to prevent war erupting that would wipe out either one species or the other.



And so here the car was, pulling up to the Skaia Equal Opportunity Preparatory Academy, situated just on the border between the designated human and troll areas. Because if their species were going to learn to coexist peacefully, they might as well start with the next generation.

Across the fence separating the human and the troll sides, John saw his first live troll, holding the claw of-- was that a giant white crab? How peculiar, how the native Alternian species so closely resembled those on earth. He couldn't quite tell from this distance, but the look on the troll's face seemed to mirror his own. Seeing the pink monkeys for the first time. What would they be like?

John was gently led inside by his dad. Not only was this John's first time seeing live trolls, it was his first time leaving home for an extended period of time. SEOPA was a boarding school. Dad wasn't altogether comfortable with parting with his son in a strange place for so long a period of time, but somehow he knew that this was the right choice. Besides, it wasn't like John would be alone; his four best friends were going to be there, too. In different dorms, sure, but Dad had made sure that they all shared at least one class with John and that was what mattered, right? Besides, Dad had confidence in John. Despite being a bit of a goober, the kid was resourceful. Sociable. He made friends easily. Even though he was often a target for bullies in his old school, he was always optimistic, never taking personal attacks seriously. Besides, he had his friends there in person to back him up if something went wrong.

The inside of the building was clean, polished to look presentable. A banner of the school's soccer team (the Skaian Knights) hung on one wall. A guide noticed the pair and handed them a map, directing them to John's dorm (categorized by mythological creatures; John's was Typheus). John gave the guide a bucktoothed grin and a word of thanks and proceeded down the hallway, dragging his rolling suitcase with one hand and holding his dad's hand with the other.

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Post Sburb, Older Kids

from: anonymous
date: Jan. 8th, 2011 03:47 pm (UTC)
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Jade eventually winds up dating a guy that is suspiciously similar to Dave.

Dave REALLY hates this guy.

(DavexJade, go!)

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Jade + Rose

from: anonymous
date: Jan. 8th, 2011 06:25 pm (UTC)
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Rose's reaction to Karkat's shipping map does not go as expected.

Bonus for pointing out ectobiology shenanigans make the entire thing unnecessarily anyway.

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from: anonymous
date: Jan. 9th, 2011 07:01 am (UTC)
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If I might request something...
Karkat/Jade. Trolls' horns are somewhat...sensitive. This is somewhat difficult for the kids to grasp. Karkat attempts to explain. (Shenanegins ensue.)

[Because I read a fic that introduced me to this idea, and it is now my headcanon. :B If anyone would like to do this, I would be incredibly grateful... orz)

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from: anonymous
date: Feb. 1st, 2011 09:09 am (UTC)
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this is such a good idea aaaaaaa 0u0 can you link to the fic that introduced you, pretty please?

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Rose/Jade

from: anonymous
date: Jan. 9th, 2011 05:13 pm (UTC)
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Rose <3 Jade. Good old fashioned human femslash, junior high style.

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Gamzee/John

from: anonymous
date: Jan. 10th, 2011 08:00 pm (UTC)
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Because it Makes Sense...
At least in my Little World :U

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Lucky Charms 1/4

from: anonymous
date: Mar. 3rd, 2011 12:27 pm (UTC)
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01 - Longing

Gamzee isn’t entirely sure what it is about John that first draws his eye. He thinks it’s the personality, but sometimes he isn’t so sure. Not on those mornings when the human’s hair is just a bit more mussed up than usual and his eyes are just a little bit bleary as he tries to blink sleep out of them and focus through the thick rims of his glasses. It just so happens that today is one of those days.

John is all but stumbling his way into the cramped food servicing room and for a brief moment the long tail of his God Tier hood coils around his legs. He nearly trips, and not for the first time Gamzee finds himself resisting the urge to reach out and steady the human.

He doesn’t though.

He is constantly reminding himself that he stands no chance at a flushed relationship with John. Humans weren’t like trolls. Apparently boys were only supposed to like girls, and girls were only supposed to like boys. And while Gamzee is all for getting his multicultural appreciation on, something in his chest aches when he thinks about the fact that John likes girls.

Sometimes Gamzee wonders if things would have been different if he’d hatched a girl. But he doesn’t entertain those thoughts for long because even if it would have been easier, he liked being a boy just fine.

So instead, every night when he is curled up in the comforting warmth of his recuperacoon and just on the edge of sleep but not quite there yet, he wishes for a miracle. And not the everyday kind like Faygo hissing when he opened the bottle or the colors from his Fetch Modus flashing and making the best patterns dance along the walls, but the once in a lifetime kind like John maybe deciding he could like a boy.

Just this once.

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from: anonymous
date: Jan. 11th, 2011 07:13 pm (UTC)
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So, Kidswap AUs. I've seen John Strider, Rose Strider, and Jade Strider. I've seen Rose Egbert, Jade Egbert, and Dave Egbert. I've seen both John and Dave as Lalondes, and both John and Dave as Harleys.

But do you know what I'd really like to see? I'd like to see what happens when Jade is raised in a mansion by an alchoholic mad scientist, and Rose lives on a tropical island with a superpowered dog and her own taxidermied corpse.

Fanfic, fanart, spritedit, anything. Please

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from: anonymous
date: Jan. 14th, 2011 12:47 am (UTC)
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http://i52.tinypic.com/2ptovhd.jpg

sprite-edit! you may or may not get sketch!art of jade at some point :]

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OTP

from: domoz
date: Jan. 11th, 2011 11:20 pm (UTC)
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Dutton x Cage

Make it happen.

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Jade/Karkat

from: anonymous
date: Jan. 12th, 2011 05:09 am (UTC)
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Jade and Karkat share a dream bubble! Shenanigans are aplenty as they "meet" in person for the first time OH MY GOD HORRORTERRORS

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Re: Jade/Karkat

from: anonymous
date: Feb. 26th, 2011 10:03 am (UTC)
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SOMEONE PLEASE DO THIS

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Karkat/John or Karkat + John

from: anonymous
date: Jan. 14th, 2011 08:24 am (UTC)
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Set after the implied they're all in the viel.
Karkat's eating habits are nearly as bad as his sleeping habits. By which I mean almost nonexistent. John decides to fix this.
Can be either a pairing or just friendship, though I'd prefer a pairing. But hey, beggars can't be choosers.
If you do do a pairing, then John should totally end up carrying Karkat for whatever reason, and notices just how freaking light the guy is, and from there realizes he barely eats. (though you could always make that fit into friendship, too, I'm sure)

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Re: Karkat/John or Karkat + John

from: anonymous
date: Jan. 16th, 2011 12:43 pm (UTC)
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:OO Waaaaaant. Actually, this would work pretty well as a moirallegiance, too... but yeshh, John/Karkat FTW.

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from: anonymous
date: Jan. 15th, 2011 01:24 am (UTC)
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A kid and anyone (human or troll or Lil Cal even) go swing dancing.

Is there anything like that yet?

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from: anonymous
date: Jan. 16th, 2011 09:27 pm (UTC)
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hopefully you will get a more worthwhile fill by somebody sometime

but until then have a terrible doodle

GC: YOUR HUM4N D4NC1NG 1S PR3TTY W31RD D4V3
GC: BUT 1 L1K3 1T
GC: TROLL D4NC1NG USU4LLY 1NVOLV3S 4 LOT MOR3 K1LL1NG
TG: jegus would you shut up and dance

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Hopefuly posted in the right place this time....

from: anonymous
date: Jan. 16th, 2011 12:40 am (UTC)
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So um, strange request inspired by the talk on the meme long ago about girl!Slick being the same as regular Slick and the other trans fill/request on this page...

So an fic where Slick is trans and the rest of the midnight crew just found out (Even though they knew him for centuries) and their reactions.

So, Um yeah

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from: anonymous
date: Jan. 17th, 2011 05:25 am (UTC)
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wow

i really want to see this now

(i can even see him hating bq enough to not want to be a girl)

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GOOD SLAYER BEST FRIEND

from: anonymous
date: Jan. 16th, 2011 03:53 am (UTC)
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http://community.livejournal.com/whatpumpkin/13108.html?thread=83764#t83764

Tavros' god mode lets him use animal communion powers to stop Jack's rampage. Then all of the adorableness. All of it.

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from: anonymous
date: Jan. 17th, 2011 01:52 am (UTC)
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hopefully this will help me get over the sads with the most recent update X(

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Dave/Terezi

from: anonymous
date: Jan. 16th, 2011 07:35 am (UTC)
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I can't get this idea out of my head:

Dave talking to his Bro about a lot of things they've never talked about, things that cool guys just don't talk about. About girls, about how he wishes he could've asked bro about these kinds of things earlier, about his matespritship with Terezi and how weird it is to be in love with a girl who isn't even the same species as you.

And by talking to Bro, I mean talking to Bro's grave.

:( I'm kind of hoping for sad but happy I guess.

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from: anonymous
date: Jan. 28th, 2011 08:28 pm (UTC)
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This sounds beautiful and I want it. :(

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Karkat/John

from: anonymous
date: Jan. 16th, 2011 08:05 pm (UTC)
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Gamzee convinces John to eat one his pies and tricks Karkat into doing the same.
Bonus points for awkwardness once the pie wears off~

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from: anonymous
date: Jan. 16th, 2011 11:36 pm (UTC)
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this anon thinks humans should feel the effect longer than trolls

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from: anonymous
date: Jan. 16th, 2011 11:28 pm (UTC)
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So.

I'd like some Aradiafic. Not with anyone in particular. Just her, sometime after the events of [S] Wake. Rediscovering the wonders of actually feeling things... reveling in the fact that she's alive again. Just marveling at everything.

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i'll wake up in a dust-wrapped sun 1/1

from: anonymous
date: Mar. 14th, 2011 05:10 am (UTC)
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she feels like a tiny grub again

You take a breather for moment, panting hard in the frigid air. You were confident in your ability to successfully use Jack's own powers against him to make it to the Green Sun, but there was just the small inkling in the back of your head that wondered, what if you were too slow, even if just by a second? You would've lost the battle, and everything would've been for naught.

You blink. That's right, now you actually have a life to lose.

It's a terribly awkward feeling, but at the same time you feel warmth and happiness and--

stumbling and messily making it through the world

Pausing for a moment, you take the time to simply stretch out your joints, and even though some parts of you ache, you grin curiously at the little pops and cracks. You reach out with your arms, and wiggle your digits that have never been any more substantial, even more so now bathed in blinding green light.

You can't help yourself; you lean back and laugh.

she figured things out by experimentation and feel, like everyone else

The laughter continues for a lengthy period of time, and you figure that you must look terribly silly, simply floating in nothingness in front of a massive power-source, giggling loudly until your cheeks are flushed with a (rosy, and more visible than ever) red. You clutch at your sides as it continues, and you know that you're partly laughing at the absurdity of everything, and also because you just want to know how it feels to laugh again.

It's almost like an entirely new experience.

she's a grown person now, and yet...

Eventually, the chuckling stops and you just lapse into a peaceful silence, hands tightly clutching at your knees as if they would disappear. You ponder whether or not anyone else has ever encountered this feeling; the amazement after having been in a form that never actually amounted to anything.

Suddenly, you're somewhat sad when you realize that even though you can turn back time, you don't think you can truly make up all that you missed back when you were dead. That day when it was Sollux's wriggling day and he had yelled at you for not showing up to celebrate with him even though he just couldn't see you, the day Karkat had gotten his first lines of coding correctly and had boasted to everyone in a memo and you had been the only one who would've actually complimented him but he probably didn't want to hear your empty voice, the time Tavros finally got used to his new robotic legs...

she's doing what she had done all that while ago...

Maybe things will change this time. Maybe now you can finally congratulate Sollux properly with a high-five on another sweep gone by, maybe now you can sigh softly and give Karkat a fond embrace just to reassure him someone knows of his accomplishment, maybe now you can have leisurely strolls in the lab while helping Tavros adjust more...

Maybe...

You smile slightly to yourself, and allow yourself to feel the radioactive warmth hitting your back. Your senses felt sharpened, renewed, and you could have sat there forever if you wanted to.

in the end, it's alright with her because

There's no time for that, though.

You stand abruptly, brushing yourself off while admiring the sheer amount of color in your new clothing and wings. Your eyes linger, too enamored with this almost foreign brightness and clarity. Your whole body is just on this high, wanting to see everything and everyone in this new perspective.

You shake yourself out of it eventually, and kick off into the vast distance, an almost ridiculous grin gracing your features. Smiles are weird too, but they're charming and dainty so you make a note to have them as often as possible. The air smells like nothing, but it's the best scent of nothing you've ever had the pleasure of inhaling, and--

There's that urge to burst out in laughter again. You give in easily, of course.

You'll use this body to its full advantage for your friends, and pffthahaha you'll definitely make sure to experience everything in the world this time around along with that.

The future and the whole universe, even, has never appeared any brighter.

she's aradia megido, and she's alive for the first time.

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from: anonymous
date: Jan. 17th, 2011 04:12 am (UTC)
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CA: yeah it is your real feelins run pretty awwful RUDDY methinks evverybody knowws it
CA: especially that assblood karkat he and me havve you so pegged about that its upright silly


eridan and karkat sit around and gossip about I MEAN discuss all of the love lives.
all of them.

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from: anonymous
date: Jan. 22nd, 2011 09:49 pm (UTC)
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I want this
So badly
KK and Eridan are bro's in my `verse

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Homestuck/Summerland crossover

from: anonymous
date: Jan. 18th, 2011 12:07 am (UTC)
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Everyone plays baseball.

I just want this so badly all of a sudden! ;_;

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date: Jan. 18th, 2011 10:13 pm (UTC)
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and now all of a sudden I want this too
+1

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date: Jan. 18th, 2011 01:21 am (UTC)
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Jade wants to try out this "sleepover" thing, and badgers Rose into having one with her. Either post-Sburb or pre-Sburb VIRTUAL SLEEPOVER shenanigans are good, I just want more of these two >:

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from: anonymous
date: Jan. 19th, 2011 02:05 am (UTC)
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Dear wonderful anons, I ask you do click this pairing/plot device generator and write the first thing it says (unless, of course, it's not a work-safe prompt)
http://asbestosnow.bravehost.com/homestuck.html

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from: anonymous
date: Jan. 19th, 2011 02:14 am (UTC)
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Becquerel / Vriska Sekret

FUCKING.

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Homestuck Princess Superheroes!

from: anonymous
date: Jan. 20th, 2011 07:11 pm (UTC)
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CROSSOVER. This: http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2010/9/7/15/disney-princess-superheroes-21891-1283886745-7.jpg - is your prompt.

Making some of the princesses agreeably nastier is inevitable.

Ariel!Feferi, Rose!Belle, SnowWhite!Jade, Jasmine!Nepeta etc. Or change it up as you see fit.

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Re: Homestuck Princess Superheroes!

from: anonymous
date: Feb. 3rd, 2011 05:16 pm (UTC)
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I know this was posted a while ago but I want this to happen so bad.

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from: anonymous
date: Jan. 23rd, 2011 03:09 am (UTC)
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HOMESTUCK-THEMED FMLS
GO

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from: anonymous
date: Jan. 23rd, 2011 05:40 am (UTC)
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TODAY, I MET THE HATE OF MY LIFE. I TROLLED HIM AND FOUND OUT THAT NOT ONLY IS HIS SPECIES ENTIRELY COMPOSED OF BRAINDEAD PATHETIC GRUBS, AND THAT THEY HAVE SOME BULLSHIT RULE CALLED "SEXUALITY," BUT THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A QUADRANT FOR BLACKROM. FML

tODAY, uHH, i WAS FLYING AROUND PROSPIT, tHINKING HOW NICE IT WAS, tO NOT BE CRIPPLED, aND THEN, i WOKE UP, fML,

Today, I checked my magic cueball to find out if I should be worried a8out anything. It said yes, so I asked it what, and it 8lew up in my face!!!!!!!! FML!!!!!!!!

tOdAy, I wAs OpEnInG uP A mOtHeRfUcKiNg FaYgO wHeN iT eXpLoDeD aLl Up In My FaCe. FmL bUt NoT rEaLlY hOnK! :o)

Today I Conversed With The Human Rose Who I Believe To Be The Tentacletherapist Who Wrote The Guide We Have Been Following And Not Only Was She Completely Contrary To What I Expected Including A Taste In Cinema Of The Low Quality I Believe She Was In Fact Trolling Me Fml

D--> Today I was ind001ging in a STRONG glass of musclebeast milk when I a%identally shattered it in my fist FML

today, after i wrecked a land dwwellers shit and was feelin pretty good, the girl ivve alwways been flushed for attacked me outta fuckin nowwhere. i bleww a hole in her chest and killed her. fml glub

today i was mixing up some sick beats when my bro comes outta nowhere to duel and i'm like yeah sure bring it on and then that fucking puppet. long story short i'm falling down all these stairs. fml

Today, I was checking up on the boy who I have been observing when I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED ON THE CAPS LOCK KEY AND LOCKED MYSELF IN. AND THEN I COULD DO NOTHING BUT WATCH THE BOY GET MURDERED BY THE SOVEREIGN SLAYER. FML.



i took way too long to do this, fml

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Eridan finds Jack

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date: Jan. 23rd, 2011 07:50 am (UTC)
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What happens next?

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date: Jan. 13th, 2013 12:37 pm (UTC)
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Jack isn't hard to find, all you have to do is follow the trail of destruction. He doesn't notice you at first, and you take the opportunity to take a breath and tighten your grip on your wand. He looks just as you remember, as black as every Dersite, with the head of a barkbeast and the torn garb of a clown hanging around his neck. He's missing an eye and an arm and is no more the weaker for it. There's a sword sheathed in a wound in his chest that by all rights should be fatal. He has tentacles that remind you forcefully of Gl'bgolyb and that in turn reminds you of Fef and how you left her body draining on a pile of horns. He has wings that remind you of the angels that inhabited your planet and that reminds you why you are here. You announce your presence and he turns towards you. You quickly raise a hand towards him and shout.
"Wwait! I'm not here to fight you!" He pauses, and that gives you time to explain. "I wwant to join you. I'm sick a hidin' an wwaitin' to die, I knoww wwhere the others are, I can lead you to them!"
He thinks about it, or at least he looks like he does. You hold your breath for what seems like an eternity before he finally nods. You release the breath in a sigh of relief. You aren't dead and that's always a good thing to not be. You uncaptchalog the pair of rocket boots you found in a chest back on the meteor. You don't know who they belonged to or why they left them there, but it was awfully convenient that they did.
You use the boots to lead Jack back to the meteor and notice nervously that he doesn't take his eyes off you the whole time. You just hope that he doesn't get too stab-happy and decide to kill you after all. That actually seems like a definite possibility. Fortunately for you, you arrive before he decides that you'd be better to him dead. You slow down as you approach the meteor, because if your friends see you you'd end up just as dead anyway.
You trail behind Jack as you make your way through the meteor. It's not a pretty sight, a lot less things are intact now and various colours of blood stain the walls in places. Eventually you find them. They've all gathered together and don't seem entirely surprised to see you, those that are left, you mean.
You see Sol, it seems that you didn't kill him after all, though his eyes are dark and he isn't looking back at you. You see Kan, and you could have sworn you had killed her. You have no idea how she's still alive, or why she's glowing like that. She's still bleeding, though the wound is covered with your cape. Your poor cape! You'll never be able to get that clean!
You don't see Eq, Nep, Tav or Vris. You don't see Fef either, but you weren't expecting to. You know exactly were she is.
"HEY ASSHOLE!" That's Kar, somehow sounding even louder and angrier than usual. Everyone else is focused on Jack, but his attention is only for you. Any other time you'd find that flattering. "WHAT WAS GOING THROUGH YOUR THINKPAN THAT MADE YOU THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA? WAIT, DON'T ANSWER THAT, I ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER AND THE ANSWER IS NOTHING! HE'S GOING TO KILL YOU TOO, YOU'VE KILLED US ALL FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN YOU'RE A STONE COLD FUCKING IDIOT!"

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date: Jan. 23rd, 2011 08:44 am (UTC)
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Something fluffy with Jade/Feferi. Please.

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I'm on this

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date: Feb. 13th, 2011 04:36 pm (UTC)
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A/U, or is dream bubble romance fluffy enough?

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