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CRUCIBLE OF CREATIVE POTENTIAL: The Homestuck Request Meme
ACT TWO

(also known as SHITSTAIN ASSMASTER)


By popular demand, a general request meme for MSPA, at long last. Have an idea you want to see drawn or written? This is the place to ask. Both romantic (of any kind, het or slash) and general prompts are accepted. Reply to those comments with art or fic or comics or pesterlogs!

Put characters or pairings or whatever in the subject line of your comment, it makes for easy scanning. If you are here to request something for our musicians, put [MUSIC] in instead.

HERE'S HOW IT WORKS:
> No, you do NOT need to sign up for Livejournal to submit prompts or fill them.
> You may comment signed in or anonymously. Anonymous is actually preferred when prompting to keep the spirit of this kind of meme, but anything goes for fills (since you might want to put your name to your work, and that's cool).
> For every request you make, try to fill someone else's.
> Requests can be filled more than once.
> This meme is SAFE FOR WORK. Graphic sex and violence--and other potentially offensive things people may feel nervous about having on their browsing history--is not allowed and will be screened/deleted. This being an offsite meme, restrictions are much more relaxed than the forums; referencing the act is fine with me, just be sensible and don't go into detail and we will be 0k.
> This meme is also primarily about Homestuck canon! There are a lot of talented people with really cool original characters and fan adventures lurking around, but unfortunately this is not the place to request fanart or music for them. Again, this is a flexible rule. Speculative work, like Lands that do not exist in the story yet, or imp prototypings, or some random black carapace guys hanging out in Derse, or Sollux's sadly non-canon bee-bear lusus are fine. Try to make it look like it's connected to Homestuck at least and you won't get beaned, basically.
> Be nice, have fun.

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from: anonymous
date: May. 3rd, 2011 04:49 am (UTC)
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By some plot device, it turns out that Mindfang's journal was a work of fiction. Vriska's real ancestor, the one Karkat created and sent back in time, was a writer of racy troll romance novels.

Vriska is crushed. Karkat thinks it's hilarious.

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from: anonymous
date: May. 3rd, 2011 05:57 am (UTC)
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No idea where this came from, but it's a fun idea so I figured I'd put it here. In short:

Rose, Dave, and Bro (who will require a name name) are triplets, the kids of Mom by some random guy who's no longer around. I want to see their sibling shenanigans, Dave and Bro teaming up against Rose who proceeds to give them hell. Bonus points for involving water guns. Optional: The three of them meeting the (new neghibor or some such) twins John and Jade. Just, have fun with it. xD

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from: anonymous
date: May. 3rd, 2011 01:13 pm (UTC)
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This is my headcanon, except in mine she's a frustrated secretary who writes self-insert RPF about fucking her boss, who's a pudgy balding version of Dualscar.

...I am terrible.

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Re: I pity you so much you don't even know

from: anonymous
date: May. 3rd, 2011 03:00 pm (UTC)
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Oh man, yes, all of those suggestions are great!

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Re: Karkat/Terezi

from: anonymous
date: May. 3rd, 2011 09:33 pm (UTC)
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THIS SO VERY MUCH

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from: anonymous
date: May. 3rd, 2011 11:04 pm (UTC)
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Oh anon. In one stroke, you have turned that whole damn storyline from mostly just tedious as hell to total awesome. (imho ymmv etc etc)

Perma-headcanon, whatever happens in the comic. Someone fill this. <3

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I-I tried to do this. (1/3)

from: anonymous
date: May. 3rd, 2011 11:41 pm (UTC)
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There was no de-anon >>; I've never written Homestuck before and had to look up what FtM meant(is slightly ashamed of herself) but once I saw it I knew I had to try. Hopefully it's all right and you like it.

--

"Shit." Bro paused in front of the bathroom door at the curse. He was used to his little bro cursing, hell, everyone did nowadays but now he wondered what could have caused the expletive.

"No." he heard Dave continue. "No no no no no." A slight whimper and strained 'Fuck' caused the curiosity Bro was feeling to rise to alarm.

"Are ypu all right in there?" Bro finally asked, trying to still sound cool.

"No, not at all." Dave replied and with that the alarm flew into panic, Bro deciding to forgoe all pretenses and kick open the door.

At first he didn't see anything wrong. Dave was sitting on the toilet, knees together, feet apart with his arms wrapped around his torso. He was about to ask what the problem was when he noticed. Blood. There was blood staining the inside of Daves boxers. He almost panicked again when he thought of Daves age. Generally it wasn't of any concern to him, or his brother for that matter, but it suddenly hit him.

Puberty. His brother was going through puberty. Except at this particular moment it seemed more appropriate to refer to him as 'sister', at least in his mind. He didn't want to hurt Dave,after all, that would be ridiculously uncool.

"It hurts, bro," Dave finally whimpered pathetically and Bro realized he had probably been standing there looking clueless for quite awhile. "What do I do?"

"I, well..." Bro stammered then cursed at himself. He couldn't believe how utterly unironic this whole situation was. He was a Strider. All Striders were supposed to be quick on their feet, mentally and physically and here he was, bumbling along because of one little unexpected thing. "I think I need to go to the store first," Bro said, sounding almost apologetic. "I guess you could, uh, stay there or..." Bro swallowed awkwardly deciding not to finish his other thought. He was sure Dave hurt, physically and mentally, enough as it was.

Dave nodded slowly. Bro thought that by now he must have used up his store of embarrassment and didn't even care that he was sitting bleeding on the toilet talking to his Bro. "First though, can you get me some pain killers? I have killer cramps."

Nodding Bro rummaged through the cupboards, finding only baby asprin from when he had first found Dave, apologetically handing them over and adding another thing to his list of things to pick up when he went out. He couldn't believe he was so unprepared. He had had a fucking pair of baby glasses ready when Dave had shown up, he was the fucking Master of being Prepared. But now? Now he felt like the fucking Master of being Clueless.

He had to remedy that, but how? He had to get to the store first, and he didn't know how long that would take. He really wished he could look some stuff up on the internet first. His phone buzzed from where it was sitting on one of the turn-tables and it hit him. He could call one of his girlfriends, they would know what to do!

Starting a conversation had been easy. Changing to the subject he had in mind was the hard part. Bro may have been clueless but he knew that some girls were sensitive about that kind of stuff. Finally he decided to make up a story. All his girlfriends knew he was too cool and ironic to be tied down. He liked nice open relationships, sometimes the girls even liked hearing about who else he was with.


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2/3

from: anonymous
date: May. 3rd, 2011 11:42 pm (UTC)
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Before he could change his mind he jumped right in, "So what do girls usually do on their period?"

"What?" the girl on the line sounded confused at the sudden subject change and he couldn't blame her. "What brought this up?"

"I was with this chick and things were going good, like really good but all of the sudden she just clammed up for no reason. When I asked what was up she blushed and said she'd just started. That got me curious, what exactly do you guys do about that?"

"All right," Bro could tell that she thought that his question was still weird but decided to humor him. "Well, some girls get really emotional. Crying every other word or they get really angry for no reason." Bro's blood suddenly ran cold, hoping Dave didn't turn out like that. "A lot get cramps, I get some pretty harsh ones. Sometimes medicine helps sometimes it doesn't. Chocolate helps with that too. Some girls take hot baths to help too."

"A bath? What about the blood?" Bro asked before he could help himself.

The girl made a noise and he guessed she was shrugging on her end. "I'm not sure. It's really not a problem. I use tampons anyway so it doesn't really matter."

"Oh." was all Bro could say, her words reminding him of another dilemma as he walked into the store, finding the feminine products aisle and heading there trying to not look awkward. "What do you think...works better?" he asked as he stopped, tampax pearls and maxi-plus' staring back at him on the shelves.

"What do you mean?"

"T-tampons or pads," he finally stuttered out, hating how his voice wavered.

"You know, I'm beginning to think the story you told me isn't true." the girl said suspiciously and Bro resisted the urge to facepalm. "Regardless I'll give you my advice. Tampons are more functional and more discreet I guess. Some girls feel awkward about it though. Pads are probably better for younger girls but I guess whatever they think works best for them is good."

Bro couldn't really make sense of that but he thanked her for her help anyway, hanging up and going back to the awkward staring contest. Finally he closed his eyes and grabbed two things before heading over to where the medication was and grabbing a bottle of something that said 'extra-strength'. He managed to stay cool and composed as he checked out and flash-stepped back home, still worried about Dave.

Stopping by the kitchen to get a glass and some water so Dave could take the pills he pushed a pile of smuppets out of the way to the to the sink. Taking a moment to look in the bag to see what he got Bro caught the words 'easy application' before swiftly looking away again and pointedly heading to the bathroom. Knocking on the door this time he winced at Daves miserable "Come in" before pushing open the door to enter.

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3/3

from: anonymous
date: May. 3rd, 2011 11:43 pm (UTC)
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"I got these." Bro said, handing the sack to Dave and watching him wince much like he had a short while ago. Setting the water on the counter so he could reach it Bro went to leave and give Dave some privacy.

He was halted when Dave called out "Wait!" pausing and turning around he saw Dave flush, "I...I need some new boxers."

Oh. Bro hadn't thought of that either. Quickly he got some and left Dave to his own devices, sitting on the couch nervously waiting for his bro to come out. About fifteen minutes later he heard the bathroom door creak open and the sound of Dave going to his room. Curious and unable to help himself Bro checked the bathroom, not seeing the sack but there was a piece of paper on the counter and a few wrappers in the trash. Picking up the paper he saw that it was apparently instructions for the tampons.

Relieved that Dave had figured it out without him and still feeling sorry for his little bro he was about to go check on him when he heard his name being called again. Quickly deducing that it was coming from Daves room he went to see what was wrong.

When he entered he saw Dave curled up in the blankets on his bed looking forlorn. He figured this was no time of month to be ironic or cool. Walking over he sat next to Dave, waiting for him to say something, one hand resting on his shoulder trying to be comforting.

"This sucks," Dave finally muttered darkly and Bro tried not to smile, "This is the worst day of my life. Now...now I'll have to deal with this shit that I didn't even ask for. Don't even want once a goddamn month for...for too long."

"Come on man, don't be like that." Bro said and Dave pushed himself up so he was half-sitting raising an eyebrow above his sunglasses. "I know it sucks now, the first time for anything usually sucks major ass, but don't worry. It will get better." he slung an arm around Daves shoulders, gathering him up into a half-hug.

Dave responded by wrapping both arms around him and burying his head in Bro's chest. Bro smiled and patted his back before hugging him back, turning his hat backward so he could rest his head on top of his bro's without too much discomfort.

"I'm sure that pretty soon you won't even notice and can go on your whole life being cool and ironic, though of course you could never catch up to me." Bro smirked and Dave let out a snort.

"Whatever Bro, you sure weren't very cool today," Dave said, then paused as if considering. "You did do pretty well considering though, you did a good job cheering me up without all that stupid smuppet shit."

Bro decided to take the complement and leave the rest.

"That's what I'm here for lil' bro. That's what I'm here for."

~End

Hopefully that was ok and what you were looking for. If not I'll just hide over here with my shame xD;

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Cake!

from: anonymous
date: May. 4th, 2011 04:16 am (UTC)
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Karkat adores sweet things. John has cake from his Dad.
Do I need to say anymore?

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Nepetaquest Alternia 2008

from: anonymous
date: May. 4th, 2011 09:37 pm (UTC)
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Nepeta drops in at Equius' to find that he's out. She doesn't really need much more incentive to turn her entire day into a roleplaying adventure! The story follows that... at least at first.

Unfortunately, Equius has been terribly injured by another Troll outside the main cast (or Gamzee, but I think her dying might cut this too short). I'm curious about how authoranon will take the story when Nepeta's fantasies hit a critical reality. Would they adapt to take in? Would they break, and how would that affect her? Etc.

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Re: [FILL] Of All This Blind Ambition [9/9]

from: anonymous
date: May. 5th, 2011 07:37 am (UTC)
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Herp, just now realized I completely forgot to actually post the AO3 link

http://archiveofourown.org/works/193464

There it is, with misspellings and typos and such completely stamped out, I hope

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from: anonymous
date: May. 5th, 2011 12:59 pm (UTC)
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Troll/human hybrid babies created through ectobiology!

Bonus points if John's paternal instincts lead to him smoking a pipe and carrying around a ton of shaving foam.

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Re: A note on alt-bloodlines

from: anonymous
date: May. 5th, 2011 08:17 pm (UTC)
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I'd really like to see this done too! But the reveal ruined aside, if someone does do it, post it here anyway? Because I definitely don't keep up with the MSPA forums or MSPAchan or AO3 but would really like to see this, and it's unfair not to post it just because the OP does keep up with all that. :C

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Ridiculous Theorycrafting Butterfly fic thing whyyyy

from: anonymous
date: May. 6th, 2011 12:34 am (UTC)
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There is immense TL;DR ahead; you have been warned.

Mindfang's journal has implied a few very interesting things about Troll biology, especially how the Hemospectrum affects factors like lifespan and body heat. Some of these differences seem to vast to be contained to a single species of creature.

Modern trolls, as we know them, are in fact a hybrid of two compatible, but differing progenitor species, which deliberately began to interbreed millenia ago. A troll's position on the Hemospectrum indicates how close a troll is, genetically to either of those progenitors. The 'blue' species were long-lived, hyperviolent, aquatic, cool-blooded crustaceans. The 'red' species were psychic, hot-blooded short-lived butterfly monstrosities. Awesome.

Tangent: The hybridization was a mutually beneficial process; the blue species tended towards self destruction via centuries of violent, complicated politics, while the red species was too short-lived to assemble all the art and history and culture that makes everyone awesome (and also they are prone to PSYCHIC WAR OUT OF NOWHERE). The delicacies of navigating multi-species breeding programs is why the quadrant system developed.

Modern trolls don't know what the fuck, just that gills are cool and few trolls get them, and that wings are cool and few trolls get them.

Anyway. Karkat's bright candy blood is not because he is an aberrant mutant; rather it is because he is an anomalous genetic throwback, the purest relation to the 'red' species in several thousand years. Now that he's six solar sweeps, he's going to actualize his genetic heritage, go through horrible alien puberty, steal all the printer paper, build himself a paperwasp nest using his saliva, and pupate (again) into a glorious psionic butterfly monstrosity.
It's pretty sweet once everyone stops freaking out.

I'M SORRY I MADE YOU READ ALL THAT

TL;DR version: I would like a fic wherein Karkat pupates into an atlas moth, and it's badass

What the fuck have I just written oh god oh god

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from: anonymous
date: May. 6th, 2011 02:47 am (UTC)
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crossover man. homestuck and the young wizards series.

eridan wants to be a wizard so bad. so bad.

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Equius<>Nepeta Flashback

from: anonymous
date: May. 6th, 2011 04:37 am (UTC)
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So you know the old over-protective parent routine? The "what are your intentions with my daughter" routine?

I want to see Pounce de Leon do that to Equius when he and Nepeta first became moirails. No, no not the AU where the lusus are humans. Just a cat with two mouths, that can't speak to anyone but Nepeta if at all, who is extremely not impressed with this hyper-civilized blueblood that thinks she's not doing a good enough job protecting and restraining her daughter.

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from: anonymous
date: May. 6th, 2011 04:51 am (UTC)
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Nepeta has a new second best friend! And he likes fanfiction, and shipping, and he's supportive and helpful and no you can't see him, Equius, he's not actually here!

Naturally, Equius thinks Nepeta has suddenly sprouted an invisible friend, but the reality is that she's in contact with her Exile: the Troll's session's White King / Writ Keeper. I think they would be awesome together.

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Re: Ridiculous Theorycrafting Butterfly fic thing whyyyy

from: anonymous
date: May. 6th, 2011 01:39 pm (UTC)
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Wow, this is actually a really awesome idea.

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Re: Ridiculous Theorycrafting Butterfly fic thing whyyyy

from: anonymous
date: May. 7th, 2011 05:20 am (UTC)
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y hello thar, new headcanon.

This is such an awesome idea. I'll try and whip something up.

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from: anonymous
date: May. 7th, 2011 03:19 pm (UTC)
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A++++.

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Rongeur

Re: Blue Blood

from: missmayinga
date: May. 7th, 2011 04:11 pm (UTC)
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There are some sea cucumbers with yellow blood too, I think.


I suppose you could make an argument for deoxygenated blood being more of a dark reddish-purple color, too... (sort of like Feferi's?) I mean, there's definitely some bluish tint to it: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e7/Bloodbags.jpg

That could be a neat fic, actually: The trolls see one of the kids or one of the guardians getting a transfusion/giving blood, and they can't decide whether this means that they're a peasant, or that they're royalty.

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The Dave Conspiracy

from: anonymous
date: May. 8th, 2011 01:20 am (UTC)
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There are many secret societies in the world. Nameless conspiracies... Dark fraternities... But the most powerful and secretive of all is the closely-guarded brotherhood of guys named Dave! They're connected. And once a year they meet to coordinate their efforts at WORLD DOMINATION!



Yes, Dave Strider is part of the Dave Conspiracy from Narbonic. Not that it means anything anymore, what with SBURB and all. But when he goes to mention the irony of it to someone, he discovers that the mad science/black magic (mad magic? black science?) of the Conspiracy somehow still works, he's been cast from the Brotherhood. Now everyone reflexively refers to him as "David", as he's clearly unworthy of remaining a Dave.

Or something else happens entirely, I don't know where I'm going with this at all. It's just kind of an obligatory crossover for any fandom with a character named Dave.

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Middle names

from: anonymous
date: May. 8th, 2011 08:13 am (UTC)
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Anything with Dave having a ridicilarious middle name. Could be someone else, but Dave is just so dignified, I think it would be the funniest. Rose or Terezi or someone is raiding him apartment for supplies and finds his fake birth certificate or something. Then she passes it around and everyone has a good laugh. Could segue into an "embarrassing things my guardian/lusus used to do" party.

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Rose/Aradia

from: anonymous
date: May. 8th, 2011 05:59 pm (UTC)
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Just...bonding and becoming friends and Rose falling head over heels.

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