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CRUCIBLE OF CREATIVE POTENTIAL: The Homestuck Request Meme
ACT TWO

(also known as SHITSTAIN ASSMASTER)


By popular demand, a general request meme for MSPA, at long last. Have an idea you want to see drawn or written? This is the place to ask. Both romantic (of any kind, het or slash) and general prompts are accepted. Reply to those comments with art or fic or comics or pesterlogs!

Put characters or pairings or whatever in the subject line of your comment, it makes for easy scanning. If you are here to request something for our musicians, put [MUSIC] in instead.

HERE'S HOW IT WORKS:
> No, you do NOT need to sign up for Livejournal to submit prompts or fill them.
> You may comment signed in or anonymously. Anonymous is actually preferred when prompting to keep the spirit of this kind of meme, but anything goes for fills (since you might want to put your name to your work, and that's cool).
> For every request you make, try to fill someone else's.
> Requests can be filled more than once.
> This meme is SAFE FOR WORK. Graphic sex and violence--and other potentially offensive things people may feel nervous about having on their browsing history--is not allowed and will be screened/deleted. This being an offsite meme, restrictions are much more relaxed than the forums; referencing the act is fine with me, just be sensible and don't go into detail and we will be 0k.
> This meme is also primarily about Homestuck canon! There are a lot of talented people with really cool original characters and fan adventures lurking around, but unfortunately this is not the place to request fanart or music for them. Again, this is a flexible rule. Speculative work, like Lands that do not exist in the story yet, or imp prototypings, or some random black carapace guys hanging out in Derse, or Sollux's sadly non-canon bee-bear lusus are fine. Try to make it look like it's connected to Homestuck at least and you won't get beaned, basically.
> Be nice, have fun.

IF YOU ARE POSTING AN IMAGE ANONYMOUSLY:
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Animorphs/Homestuck Crossover

from: anonymous
date: May. 14th, 2011 07:05 pm (UTC)
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That is all. A crossover between Animorphs and Homestuck. It doesn't matter what it contains, what it's about, or what pairings it has as long as it has those two awesome stories.

This doesn't need to be implemented, but I do have an idea; happy Gamzee is a Controller. The sopor slime pies are a sort of Kandrona supplement, like vitamins. Sober Gamzee is the real Gamzee, and his Yeerk died when he ran out of pies.

Anything goes! I'd just love to see this filled~

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Butterfly Monstrosity

from: anonymous
date: May. 15th, 2011 05:47 am (UTC)
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http://bramblepatch.deviantart.com/art/Butterfly-Monstrosity-208890642

Picture!

Still not sure whether I like the proboscis. On the one hand, it screams "butterfly monster," on the other, I think it may alter the face a little too much.

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from: anonymous
date: May. 15th, 2011 06:35 am (UTC)
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Um, Eridan or Feferi and this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeDsKxQjGyM


It needs to happen.

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from: anonymous
date: May. 15th, 2011 11:54 am (UTC)
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Something from 1st person POV. Preferably with Terezi, Rose, Kanaya, or Karkat. It can be about anything - maybe a reaction piece on recent canon events - so long as it sounds like the character's voice/thoughts.

(Just because it's rare. Canon encourages lots of second person POV fics, and third person of course is the dependable standby.)

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from: anonymous
date: May. 15th, 2011 06:50 pm (UTC)
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thirded, definitively

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from: anonymous
date: May. 15th, 2011 09:31 pm (UTC)
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FOund this on DA
http://biigurutwin.deviantart.com/art/The-Power-of-Irony-183173498

I would love to see an actual story though

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Re: :33 < nepeta leijon trolls the united nations (5/6)

from: lea-hazel.dreamwidth.org
date: May. 15th, 2011 10:18 pm (UTC)
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http://i55.tinypic.com/24pca5t.jpg

March 14th, 2009

"The messages are getting closer together," said the officer, "and we are running out of time. As the timeline analysis shows," he waved importantly at the chart on the screen behind him, "there is a clear trend of escalation. This creature's threats won't remain verbal forever."

"What do we do?" asked the suited man. "We can't prepare for a threat that won't reveal itself. We have no idea what we're up against!"

The officer pounded his fist on the table. "We do what we must. Sooner or later, this alien will be landing on our planet. It will be hostile, and it won't be alone. A year from now, maybe six months, maybe less. Hell, a month from now we could be fighting a full-blown alien invasion!"

The room was silent as those present tried to wrap their minds around the gravity of the situation.

"Now, we have alarms in place," said the officer. "Intelligence agencies the world over are monitoring communications, and our tech office right here has a 24/7 watch on all incoming messages. As soon as the alien sees fit to contact us again, situation rooms across five continents go into red alert."

"What will that achieve?" asked the suited man tiredly.

The man in uniform grimaced. "If and when these alien scum land, every soldier on the planet will be armed and ready to meet them. They will find this prey very difficult to digest indeed."

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Re: :33 < nepeta leijon trolls the united nations (5/6)

from: lea-hazel.dreamwidth.org
date: May. 15th, 2011 10:20 pm (UTC)
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Whoops I un-anoned early. What the hell, let's go with it.

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Re: :33 < nepeta leijon trolls the united nations (5/6)

from: anonymous
date: May. 15th, 2011 10:29 pm (UTC)
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Hee! I'm sad there's only one more bit left!

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Re: I pity you so much you don't even know

from: anonymous
date: May. 16th, 2011 09:36 am (UTC)
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This might get filled

Stay tuned

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from: anonymous
date: May. 16th, 2011 11:51 pm (UTC)
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Relatively sure this meme is dead compared to the kinkmeme but—
I want boardingschoolstuck. Preferably kid-centric.
Uh really don't know what else to suggest, just set the kids down at some preppy, pretentious prep school somewhere and let them angst about their rich kid problems or whatever. Preferably while still being in-character, of course.

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not OP

from: anonymous
date: May. 17th, 2011 06:59 am (UTC)
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I am so excited.

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Sopor slime + humans

from: anonymous
date: May. 17th, 2011 07:01 am (UTC)
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What if sopor slime does affect humans differently, but it induces nightmares and paranoia?

I am a terrible person and I've learned to accept that.

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boardingschoolstuck

from: anonymous
date: May. 17th, 2011 07:02 am (UTC)
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so... scholarship!Dave?

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Rose<3sGamzee

from: elkianlionblood
date: May. 17th, 2011 11:59 pm (UTC)
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So yeah um

The other day it came to me that Gamzee would consider Rose's magic a miracle, and then I got on Pesterchum and long story short, this is now my otp

can I get something sweet and fluffy with them please?

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[FILL] Misunderstanding 1/4

from: anonymous
date: May. 18th, 2011 08:34 am (UTC)
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You are KARKAT VANTAS, and you're about to enact a plan to get Terezi's attention and put that Strider punk in his place, all at once.

God, it was so obvious. You have no idea how it eluded you for so long. Past you was probably holding out on you, that asshole. What even IS that guy's problem?

No time to think about that now, there's a more pressing issue to deal with: the relationship between that nooksucker Dave and a certain blind girl you are so hopelessly flushed for. Seeing how you've watched pretty much every movie on the subject that ever existed, you are uniquely qualified to identify a budding matespritship when you see one, and you've going to have to act fast if you're going to put a stop to this one.

Some people would call what you're about to do crazy, stupid, or "clearly the awful plan of some kind of horrible jealous lunatic." Those people are obviously morons and have no idea what they're talking about. Come on, seriously, you? Jealous? Of Dave Strider? Not fucking likely! No, you're better than him in every concievable way, and now you're going to prove it--- haha yes, everyone's here in the common area, and they're drawing comics together, this is fucking perfect! You could not have asked for better conditions to do this in.

You clear your throat and ready yourself.

"Terezi Pyrope!" you call, loud enough to be heard over the din of John's shitty Earth movie, loud enough to make both Dave and Terezi look up from their drawings, loud enough to distract Sollux from his coding.

"Hey, Karkles! What'd you need?"

You take a deep breath before proceeding. You do not want to screw this up, not just because falling on your face here in front of Strider would ruin everything, but because you mean every word of what you're about to say. You've been meaning to do something like this for her for a long time; what better time to do it than now?

"I pity you." Now everyone has stopped what they were doing, including Terezi herself.

"You're a messed-up bag of neuroses, obsessed with your own twisted and frankly, insane sense of whatever passes in your head for justice. You're blind in more ways than one. Honestly, the way you lick everything is fucking disgusting and the way you cackle drives me up the goddamn wall. To call you a fucking weirdo would be the understatement of the sweep, all sweeps. You are exactly the kind of girl my lusus warned me about. Anyone else would have thrown their hands up, screamed 'man, forget THIS' to the sky and walked away."

Her face lights up like a wriggler's on Twelfth Perigree's Eve. "And yet, you're still here?"

"And yet, I'm still here."

You have never seen her smile quite like this. Mission fucking accomplished.

"Oh, Karkat!" The pitch of Terezi's voice raises an octave. Kanaya is smiling warmly in your direction. Aradia has a huge grin on her face. Sollux is smirking a bit; you can't tell whether he's thinking KK, you sly dog or about fucking time already. Vriska isn't really paying attention but you know what, fuck Vriska. Rose and Jade are just sort of dumbfounded and John's got the same idiotic grin he always has but they're humans and they don't understand so whatever. Dave is as inscrutable as ever but you can tell he's just fucking fuming under those douchebag shades.

Your gaze falls on Terezi again. She wipes a drop of teal from her eye as she walks toward you. You open your arms to embrace her and oh God ow what the fuck someone help

==>

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Re: [FILL] Misunderstanding 2/4

from: anonymous
date: May. 18th, 2011 08:36 am (UTC)
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You are DAVE STRIDER, and you have heard enough.

Ever since you met up with the trolls, Karkat's been an even angrier jerk than usual. Terezi swears he's no worse than before but you're pretty sure that is some straight-up weapons-grade bullshit.

He'd never admit it, but Karkat is sort of jealous of your friendship with Terezi. Okay, he's really jealous, which is still putting it mildly. You don't really get why, she's just your friend and a fellow artist and you wouldn't trade your art jams for all the sloppy interspecies makeouts in paradox space, but whatever, you're not about to stop hanging out with her just because he doesn't like you.

Then he comes in here, gets everyone's attention, and just starts laying into her. Isn't this asshole supposed to be her boyfriend? What the fuck is going on here?

And that's when you decided you weren't going to just stand there and let him get away with this. You're not thrilled with the idea of meddling in the personal issues of aliens from another dimension, but Terezi is your friend, and you won't stand for this.

So you flash step, cock back your fist, and punch him in the snout to establish interference.

Everyone in the room is a bit stunned. Someone finally breaks the silence: "What the hell, Dave!" But surprisingly, it's Terezi's voice, not Karkat's.

"Sorry, 'Rezi. Your boyfriend's a dick and I couldn't let him talk shit about you like that."

"What are you--" She is cut off by Karkat. "Why the FUCK did you do that?!"

"I told you. Don't care if she's your girlfriend, bro. She's my friend, and if you talk to her like that again and I hear about it, you can take it up with my right hook. Crazy bastard's just dying to get to know you." You aren't sure if this bit of white-knighting is so lame it loops back into genuine irony, or if it's just pathetic, but nobody messes with your friends, not even nubby-horned shitheads with Napoleon complexes.

"'Talk to her like tha--' it's a traditional fucking declaration of pity, you nooksniffing idiot! Jegus Christ, haven't any of you idiots read Troll Shakespeare?"

Wait, what?

A hand grabs your shoulder. "Conference time, dude." John pulls you into a nearby room.

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Re: [FILL] Misunderstanding 3/4

from: anonymous
date: May. 18th, 2011 08:38 am (UTC)
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You are JOHN EGBERT, and you really should have had the foresight to explain all this beforehand.

If you're supposed to be leading your human comrades, then you didn't do a good enough job, because what happened just now was kind of an embarassing incident! But it's okay, you've explained it all to Dave, and surely it won't happen again.

"So... troll romance is based on pity?" Well, it probably won't happen again. This is the fifth time he's asked this, even though you've explained this to him several times. You even got out the diagrams, I mean come on, this isn't that hard to grasp.

"Yeah, but troll pity isn't like human pity." And you go on to explain how.

"Sounds like human romance with the serial numbers filed off to me, Egbert."

"Haha, it kind of is! Except they came first, so I guess that makes us the knockoffs."

"How the fuck do you even understand all this?"

"Bluh, Karkat gave me this speech like fifty times. Don't ask him about it unless you've got a pen and paper ready, he'll go on for hours about it."

"I'll remember that."

"No, really. He made me take notes once. Like, for real." Dave smirks at that. He has no idea how serious you are.

The door opens; it's Jade. "Hey guys! What's going on here?"

"Just educating our cool buddy here on how to be more multicultural," you reply.

"Oh, that's good! By the way, I smoothed things over with Karkat and Terezi for you, Dave. Karkat still wants to beat you senseless but Terezi's not mad at you anymore. As far as she's concerned, it was a cultural difference, you thought Karkat was doing something bad and you were sticking up for her, so she forgives you."

Well, that's good. Okay, Karkat's still mad but Karkat's always mad.

"Well, I guess that concludes this session of Troll Culture 101, Dave. Any questions?"

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Re: [FILL] Misunderstanding 4/4

from: anonymous
date: May. 18th, 2011 08:41 am (UTC)
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You are DAVE STRIDER, and yeah, there's still something you don't really quite get. Matespritship is easy enough to understand, and kismesitude, being its opposite, isn't much harder. Auspisticing is basically mediation to keep enemies from killing each other or blackcheating. But there's one quadrant you're still a little shaky on.

"What the fuck, exactly, is moirallegience? Is it, like, super best friends forever or what?"

"Eh, kind of," John replies. "Moirails keep each other from hurting other people or themselves, and they protect one another."

Wait a minute.

Moirails keep each other from hurting other people or themselves... You remember the time you told Terezi that maybe killing Vriska wasn't such a great idea, and how she stopped you from throwing yourself at Jack in a bid for revenge when he was at his strongest.

...and they protect one another. You remember your fist slamming into Karkat's face only minutes ago, and how Jade had spun it.

You suddenly wonder what you might have just gotten yourself into.

==>

You are KARKAT VANTAS, and past you has managed to screw over current you once again.

How could you have been so blind? There was nothing to be jealous over (yes, it was jealousy, you can admit that to yourself now). Dave and Terezi were never anything more than friends drawing shitty comics together.

Were never anything more than friends, until recently, thanks to your unbelievably asinine ideas.

Oh, you most definitely filled your flushed quadrant today, no question about that. Your declaration of pity in front of this audience has won Terezi's heart, but you think maybe she only ever really had eyes (nostrils?) for you to begin with.

Until now.

No, Dave was never your rival for Terezi's flushed affections, you are pretty sure now, and if you hadn't been an absolute blockhead about this, maybe they would just be friends and this whole mess could have been avoided. But now? Your plan has most certainly backfired on you.

"Kaaaarkat! I know you don't like him, but come on, you should be happy for me! It's not every day a girl has BOTH her red quadrants filled, you know!"

You'll never get rid of him now. The girl's got diamonds in her eyes.

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Hope this is to the OP's liking! I saw this, the scenario unfolded in my head and I just kind of had to write it.

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from: anonymous
date: May. 18th, 2011 09:45 pm (UTC)
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ace here meaning asexual

as far as i know there's exactly one fic in which a character has been interpreted as asexual (bro), and that makes me sad. So really all i want is one of these characters in a relationship and being ace: gamzee, kanaya, or dave. (preferably with tavros; rose; or john, terezi, or tavros; respectively)
...wow that was really unclear sorry

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Another DW crossover

from: anonymous
date: May. 19th, 2011 10:41 am (UTC)
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Eridan finds the Weeping Angels on his world.
Dave!Doctor assists him to assure his survival (or lead him to his "death," whichever fits the bill.

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The crossover fusion you never asked for: Homestuck/Epic Meal Time

from: anonymous
date: May. 20th, 2011 05:13 am (UTC)
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I've recently been introduced to the youtube series Epic Meal Time. http://www.youtube.com/user/EpicMealTime A bunch of dudes make gigantic, disgusting meals, usually meat and bacon based.

I just want to see humor art of the Homestuck guys as these crazy bastards. http://eater.com/uploads/epic-meal-time-interview.jpg My only suggestions are to make the host, Harley Morenstein (the guy in the center of that pic with the beard), Karkat. Both of them yell a lot. And then Musclesglasses (the guy on the right with the sunglasses) to be Dave. Because really how could you not?

I realize this request is weird as fuck but just bear with me. Surely someone else wants to see this too?

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from: anonymous
date: May. 20th, 2011 01:12 pm (UTC)
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There was a great one with John on the first meme. I really liked it.

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Re: Batmanstuck

from: anonymous
date: May. 20th, 2011 01:23 pm (UTC)
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...Wow, a friend and I are actually kind of working on an idea like this. It's not the kids/trolls in Batman roles, though, it's more... Gothamstuck/Arkhambound with some of the Batcast good guys in the kid roles and some of the Rogues Gallery in the troll roles. :T

Seconding the request for Gamzee meeting the Joker, though. Totally needs to happen.

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Homestuck/Earthbound

from: anonymous
date: May. 21st, 2011 02:12 am (UTC)
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So Homestuck introduced me to Earthbound and the awesomeness thereof, so a crossover between these would be kinda sweet. Maybe it's the Chosen Four playing Sburb or due to time/space shenanigans Dave ends up in Onett or Tazmily or Podunk, or anything from crack to angst.

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