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In Terezi's quest bed. Terezi wants to become God Tier as well, but Vriska corners her before she is able to fall asleep.

Just because this bugged me and I wondered if anyone else ever thought of it...

Troll blood colors correspond roughly to a linear color spectrum, yes? And Karkat hides his blood color because it's somehow considered not part of it, it's not supposed to exist. Thing is, anyone who's ever seen a color wheel knows that Karkat's warm red is very visible and essential to complete a circular color spectrum.

Basically, my thought is that Alternian elders/royalty forever ago (perhaps the first pink-blooded royalty?) took power, then somehow established the rules of social hierarchy based on a linear spectrum that they created to put themselves at the top, then outlawed/destroyed any evidence of a circular color spectrum existing and culling any trolls with warm red blood until they no longer contributed genetic material to the drones. So all of Alternia is completely unaware of a missing color in their hemospectrum.

But, say the early royalty didn't destroy all the color wheels. Say one of our favorite twelve (like, oh, say, Karkat) discovers an ancient color wheel on Alternia pre-Sgrub, or one of the kids shows him a color wheel in response to him saying his blood color doesn't exist.
How does Karkat react once he figures out that he wouldn't be culled for being a mutant freak of nature but for being the living proof that all trolls are equal, upsetting his entire planet's social hierarchy?

Alternatively, maybe Karkat's ancestor found it instead...

TL;DR -- Karkat's not a mutant, his existence just unravels an ancient conspiracy to keep pink-bloods as royalty.

yes please! There is far too few ace characters in ANYTHING.

I love this request and also I fully agree with the comment above mine.

OP here again. I love it~

I second this request so bad and I will give you my heart if Terezi ends up getting it on with Dave somewhere along it.

Awesome cool-FTM-kid Dave deserves it! <333

You are just the epitome of the best friendleader ever.

At least, that’s what you think as you carelessly hold onto a box of a dozen colorfully-decorated cupcakes courtesy of Betty Crocker’s acid mixture and make your way through the primarily empty streets, sidewalks lined with snow that glistened lazily in the morning light. You wonder how you even got to this point, waking up at 6 AM everyday to drag your groggy self to the kitchen in the house shared between kids and trolls to put on Rose’s really weird apron that instead of having the classic American ‘Kiss The Cook’ message had some random eldritch gibberish, and bake whatever goods you felt would be appropriate for the day. You wonder how you even roped yourself into comforting and totally not maybe serenading a rather creepy troll girl who lately hasn’t been so creepy.

You decide that thinking is a little bit difficult this early in the morning and keep on walking.

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The very first time you encounter Terezi when she is In That State is only a week after you, your three best friends, and the four remaining trolls beat the game and get returned to a perfectly-intact version of Earth. None of you bother to question the result, too shaken up by the realization that you’re all still alive, and instead you all decide to stay together. All of your revived guardians (sans Bec) pitch in together and purchase a house where Rose used to live and for a while you think everything’s all okay again.

Except it’s not when you stumble across her one morning sitting in the snow by a frozen pond, hood pulled over her head and releasing an aura of stillness and quiet. Still holding the bag containing your breakfast leftovers, you carefully make your way over to her, shaking her shoulder and peering over the side of her hood to look at her face as you call out her name.

She says nothing, and her face is blank and thin as she blinks almost frighteningly slow. There’s not even an indication she heard you.

You call out her name a little louder and there is no noticeable response still. You repeat it several times to no avail, and you almost consider shaking her until she finally says your name, a simple Egbert that was said so lifelessly it could’ve been carried away by the wind.

You take a seat by her and together you two marvel at the misty sun and how its rays dance upon everything like a mirror. Finally, you ask her if there’s something wrong. There’s a slight bitter tone to her voice when she simply replies, Everything is wrong.

You don’t know how to answer, so you just ask her if she’s hungry, and take out a box of pancakes, still warm and slightly steaming. She sniffs the box for a brief moment before snatching the box, opening it up and tearing into the pancakes' soft spongy bodies. Your eyes widen as you take a gander at her mouth full of daggers, and you eventually offer her some tiny cups of syrup. She pauses in her massacre, mouth surrounded by crumbs, tips her head back and drinks it like the most exquisite wine in the world.

You get an idea.

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W3LL LOOK WHO’S H3R3 4G41N!

haha, well you know i can’t just leave you here to starve or anything like that.

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Terezi and Dave are together (i.e. <3) but Terezi still has the need to fill her other quadrants. Dave doesn't react well to this/thinks she's bullshitting him/is jealous/doesn't accept the ~cultural gap~ as an excuse to be cheated on.

The development and outcome (if any) are up to the filler!

(Although Dave/Terezi is known to make this anon's heart sweep in joy, I would love to see this done with any other troll-human pairing, gay or straight. So, multiple fills are encouraged.)

Vriska and Terezi play a lot of 'heavy' Mindfang/Redglare together. But then Terezi goes and takes things a little too far, falling in red love with her RP partner.

Vriska's reaction to this is up to you.

Oh wow, I really like how this is looking so far- thanks AuthorAnon, I hadn't really expected anyone would be filling this at all, let alone so soon after I posted it, and you're doing a great job of it so far.

I can hardly wait to see more!

Dave Strider/Dave Strider

Drugs


Ohman. I've never written Homestruck fic before, but I am so tempted to start now. XD

Thanks! ^_^
I'm glad you like it.

I just stumbled across this and it's amazing. Don't let this die, Authoranon! I need more Sue!Troll!

This is not my fanart in any way, but I came across this just now

http://cakeitup.tumblr.com/post/6537958270

It... it requires a fanfic to go with it. What they were doing to find that button. How they fix this. And, of course, what everyone else thinks of their new situation.

(also, would the artist please excuse me for requesting for thier fanart, and the writer please inform the amazing person who's idea this was in the first place of it's existance because i am a shy anon derp? thx)

Thanks! Terezi/John is sort of my crack!tp so I pretty much couldn't resist trying my hand at this. Anyways I'd just like to clear up that majority of this is going to be flashbacks; the colored text at the end refers to the present situation with John and his pile of cupcakes.

And if you're not bothered by it, listening to this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NZdggNUvq0) might help with the overall atmosphere and mood of the fic.

She asks you numbly what you’re here for as you clumsily plop yourself beside her again the next day, this time bearing a rather hefty paper bag with a crappy image of Spongebob printed on it. You scratch the back of your head as you laugh a bit uneasily and gently shove the bag into her hands. Terezi raises a dull eyebrow at you before she turns back to the bag and unmercifully tears the paper with her sharp yellow nails. She daintily picks up a cookie, practically bathed in bright red frosting, and immediately lets her nostrils probe its soft exterior.

What type of odd, sickeningly sugary human delicacy is this exactly?

Just try it! I think you’ll like it; I kind of just dumped a whole bunch of red cream and frosting on it. Dave said you liked that kind of thing so…

Hmm.

You feel kind of stupid when you watch her slowly bite into the first sugar cookie, her shark teeth staining scarlet, and your mouth is just sort of agape as you prepare for her reaction. She swallows, and then something almost snaps into place as she abruptly straightens up and grabs onto your shoulder, shaking you violently.

John, there is like an explosion of flavor in my mouth! It’s melting so delectably on my tongue!

After a moment, you realize that maybe Terezi Pyrope is a bit interesting to watch! Of course she is, she’s an alien, but there’s something different seeing her like this, bundled up in a baggy black hoodie with your scuffed old sneakers and icing-smeared lips that makes you think that she looks a bit soft. Normally, the young troll girl is full of sharp angles and piercing laughter and biting remarks and sometimes you get a little intimidated by all of that. Right now she still looks worn-out and weary as she shovels your horrific creations in her mouth like coal in a fire.

You kind of want to hug her.

Do you miss spidertroll?

You are taken aback for a few moments at the sound of her voice. Terezi resumes stuffing her mouth with cookies without looking at you, dropping them in like a crane from one of those arcade games you never seem to win and eagerly licking the red from her long fingers.

Something in your mind shrivels up a little. You don’t like to think about Vriska a lot. You don’t like to think about how you felt just a little empty when you found out she was gone and dead for good, never to meet you face-to-face, never to watch some movies together that you hope she will like. (You’ll never know now.)

Yeah, you answer lamely, and you desperately wish your throat would stop feeling so tight.

A pause. Are you mad that I killed her, John?

There’s a stinging feeling in the back of your eyes now, and you rub the palms of your gloved hands against your eyelids instead of facing her. …No. I’m not mad at you.

You’re not lying, and you know she can smell that.

Beside you, you hear her shuffle around, and you lean backwards until your back meets the snowy ground, and all you can see above you is a misty sky and your own shaky breaths.

You know, on your planet, maybe she would’ve been spared. Justice isn’t the same here as it was on Alternia; humans rely more on getting everything correct, we care more on getting the job done. And I got that job done, but get this John. I don’t feel any better, I don’t feel like a legislacerator, and I feel like a part of me just got torn out when I stabbed her. In the end, you could say Vriska won after all.

She lies down next to you after she speaks, still grasping tightly onto the bag, her knuckles turning a pale grey. You hear a feeble sniff, and you smile sadly to the vast expanse of chalky white above. So you’re going to fill that hollow part of you with cookies?

Exactly! Surprisingly, she starts cackling, albeit a bit miserably, and you don’t even hold back as you join her, moisture from your eyes frozen on your cheeks. And John? Don't worry; I miss her too.

She doesn’t hesitate in shoving a cookie in your mouth as your vision blurs.

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JOHN, BOTH YOU 4ND 1 KNOW TH4T TH4T’S NOT TH3 R34SON WHY YOU K33P COM1NG H3R3 TO 1NDULG3 M3 W1TH YOUR 4LMOST D3SP1C4LLY D3L1C1OUS B4K3D GOODS!

…yeah, I guess getting anything past you is pretty much impossible.

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This story is adorable. JohnxTerezi has been one of my favorite pairings as well. I hope you continue it.

Wow, OP never thought he'd find other people that shared his Terezi/John ship.

Let's take a look at these two kids here, one oh so guarded and one so sincere.

John and Rose have gotten in a relationship and things are cute and good, but Rose hasn't quite gotten the grasp of "sincerity." See, when you live most of your life trying to get the upper hand in a series of ironic and increasingly grandiose displays of affection, your sense of affection gets a tad...warped.

So, Rose ends up misintrepreting something John says or does, and realizes that, OH, this is his way of doing exactly what Mom does, there's no way he can be this sincerely nice!!!

And what follows is Rose trying more and more outlandish ways of "affection." Cooking, buying flowers, terms of "endearment", pda (LOTS of pda) everything Rose would NEVER do.

And of course, John goes on obliviously soaking up this like the world's derpiest cat, and being just as sweetly affecionate back at her.This BAFFLES Rose because DAMN who knew John was this good at being ironic! The only thing to do is KEEP TRYING TO ONE UP HIM UNTIL SHE IS VICTORIOUS

...And hopefully eventually she realizes that oh, maybe she DOES mean this, and maybe he does. Andddd hopefully it resovles itself in some cuteness plz. :3

Awww. This is so cute!

Okay, so. Nepeta likes Karkat, Karkat likes Terezi, Terezi likes Dave, Jade also likes Dave, Dave himself is just a coolkid who doesn't care, and the whole thing ends up as a completely convoulted romantic plot tangle straight from the archives of the worst sitcoms ever, where everyone's going after somebody and hopefully most people end up happy in the end somehow... even though nobody reciprocates and someone's left without a pairing... uh.

Oh, dear.

Karkat or whoever is on Terezi's computer and they find a folder labled 'porn'. Curious, they take a small peek, and it's filled with pictures of straight red or other red things like apples and stuff.

Cue funny awkwardness with Terezi being all "NO NO DON'T LOOK 4T TH4T!"

Seconded. Seconded so very hard.

So you see, Equius is killed by Gamzee but Nepeta survives. She's lost her moirail, is still too nervous to say anything for her flushed crush - who, unknown to her, fancies either Terezi or Jade - and mostly nobody else (at least the trolls) likes her that much, leaving her alone. She may put up a happy face but in the inside she is hurting: the other trolls suck at this stuff and really think she's like that, but Karkat, being good with emotions and all that, sees right through the act and is very concerned over her wellbeing as a friend, but does not like her romantically and as such is at loss of what to do.

Also she's begun to regress back into her feral state - what, you thought it was just her holding back Equius and not the other way around at all? - becoming all the more unpredictable and violent, and may even try and have Karkat for herself by force.

So... a little bit of wacky comedic hijinks, mostly angst, but with a fluffy ending if at all possible.