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CRUCIBLE OF CREATIVE POTENTIAL: The Homestuck Request Meme
ACT TWO

(also known as SHITSTAIN ASSMASTER)


By popular demand, a general request meme for MSPA, at long last. Have an idea you want to see drawn or written? This is the place to ask. Both romantic (of any kind, het or slash) and general prompts are accepted. Reply to those comments with art or fic or comics or pesterlogs!

Put characters or pairings or whatever in the subject line of your comment, it makes for easy scanning. If you are here to request something for our musicians, put [MUSIC] in instead.

HERE'S HOW IT WORKS:
> No, you do NOT need to sign up for Livejournal to submit prompts or fill them.
> You may comment signed in or anonymously. Anonymous is actually preferred when prompting to keep the spirit of this kind of meme, but anything goes for fills (since you might want to put your name to your work, and that's cool).
> For every request you make, try to fill someone else's.
> Requests can be filled more than once.
> This meme is SAFE FOR WORK. Graphic sex and violence--and other potentially offensive things people may feel nervous about having on their browsing history--is not allowed and will be screened/deleted. This being an offsite meme, restrictions are much more relaxed than the forums; referencing the act is fine with me, just be sensible and don't go into detail and we will be 0k.
> This meme is also primarily about Homestuck canon! There are a lot of talented people with really cool original characters and fan adventures lurking around, but unfortunately this is not the place to request fanart or music for them. Again, this is a flexible rule. Speculative work, like Lands that do not exist in the story yet, or imp prototypings, or some random black carapace guys hanging out in Derse, or Sollux's sadly non-canon bee-bear lusus are fine. Try to make it look like it's connected to Homestuck at least and you won't get beaned, basically.
> Be nice, have fun.

IF YOU ARE POSTING AN IMAGE ANONYMOUSLY:
Use this code instead of a regular img src tag to make it appear on the page. You no longer need to link your fanart!





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from: anonymous
date: Jan. 20th, 2011 06:54 pm (UTC)
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Dad/Lil Cal

Pi

...*snerk*

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Homestuck Princess Superheroes!

from: anonymous
date: Jan. 20th, 2011 07:11 pm (UTC)
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CROSSOVER. This: http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2010/9/7/15/disney-princess-superheroes-21891-1283886745-7.jpg - is your prompt.

Making some of the princesses agreeably nastier is inevitable.

Ariel!Feferi, Rose!Belle, SnowWhite!Jade, Jasmine!Nepeta etc. Or change it up as you see fit.

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Kanaya Maryam / Terezi Pyrope - Hamburg

from: anonymous
date: Jan. 20th, 2011 07:15 pm (UTC)
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Kanaya Maryam / Terezi Pyrope

Hamburg

I'm making this hapen. Gimme an hour.

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Re: Kanaya Maryam / Terezi Pyrope - Hamburg

from: anonymous
date: Jan. 20th, 2011 08:55 pm (UTC)
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"I Thought Hamburg Was A Kind Of Food."

"That's a hamburger," said Rose. "Hamburg is a city in Germany. I was going to go to school there."

Rose had always enjoyed explaining things about her world to Kanaya. Or so, at least, she had thought. Lately it seemed more like Rose was brushing her off with the shortest possible answers, and it was not like Rose to finish a sentence in less than thirty words. Kanaya's human etiquette book repeated that humans loved to listen to themselves talk, so she prompted Rose with curious questions. Only, it did not seem to be working.

While Kanaya pondered this, Jade came over to talk to Rose, who immediately turned to her and away from Kanaya. She decided abruptly not to ask Rose about schools, but instead got up and left her to her distractions. For some time she wandered the satellite's dull gray halls listlessly. Murmurs of activity came from every room. She peeked through one door and saw Gamzee snoring loudly and wetly on his pile of horns. In another room, Feferi was braiding Aradia's hair. Before she even got to the common area, she heard the sound of Karkat hollering at John, and John's unsuccessfully suppressed giggles.

Everyone was getting along with their humans but her. Everyone was content to sit inanely in this absurd satellite and watch the planet below, waiting for it to ripen. As was always the case before, everyone was in pairs or trios, and only she was alone. Kanaya leaped lightly down a port to the engine level and slammed the port shut behind her. Over the din of the machinery she could hear rhythmic murmuring, and caught a glimpse of Equius and Dave engaging in one of their ridiculous standoffs, while Nepeta sat crosslegged on the floor, rapt with admiration.

Kanaya creeped past the door to the engine room, hoping Nepeta wouldn't notice her. She thought about visiting Freija, but lately even her own baby mother grub didn't want anything to do with her. Sidestepping the path to the warm nest-room, she leaped down one more level, to the chilly and dark storage level.

The dimness and chill suited her mood. In the bare light, she could faintly make out the odd, intersecting shapes of all sorts of useless equipment that neither trolls nor aliens would ever need again. What little light there was filtered strangely through the chambers of the cloning apparatus. Perhaps she would paradox-clone herself and create a companion who'd actually enjoy her company. Then again, perhaps not. What if the clone found her as dull and overbearing as everyone else? It would be the utmost in humiliation.

"H3y."

She turned sharply towards the suspicious noise and ended up falling skirt over horns and slipping over something round and smooth, probably one of those detestable white spheres.

"H3y, h3y, K4n4y4, don't k1ll yours3lf h3r3."

Kanaya sighed audibly. "Terezi. Help Me Up Please If You Will."

Terezi grabbed her by both hands and pulled. "What's wrong?" she said.

Her tone made Kanaya suspicious. "Nothing Is Wrong. Why Would Something Be Wrong And Why Are You Talking Like That."

She could barely make out Terezi's shrug in the dimness. "I just thought maybe you wanted to talk seriously. 1f you w4nt, 1 c4n st1ck to t4lk1ng l1k3 th1s." Her toothy white smile was noticeable even in the partial darkness.

"Nothing Is Wrong," Kanaya repeated herself, "Except I Dont Know What Hamburg Is."

"1t's a hum4n c1ty from th3 old world, why would you n33d to know th4t?" asked Terezi.

"I Dont Know," said Kanaya crossly, "But Rose Certainly Thinks Its Important That I Memorize All The Cities In Her Absurd Dead Universe. Its Not As Though We Have A Whole New One That We Can Share Or Anything. How Do You Even Know About This Place."

Terezi shrugged again. "I just know some things sometimes." She took Kanaya's hand. "Let's find a place to sit and we can talk about Rose some more."

She let herself be led. Terezi's superior sense of direction, among other damper senses, directed them both to an impromptu alcove built of broken harpoons and alien bedsheets. Terezi ducked in and Kanaya followed, sinking down on a low seat improvised from a pile of garments or the like. Mostly empty boxes of chalk and paint were stacked on the small floorspace that was left.

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Re: Kanaya Maryam / Terezi Pyrope - Hamburg

from: anonymous
date: Jan. 20th, 2011 08:56 pm (UTC)
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"Th1s 1s my s3cr3t fort," Terezi said. "1 go h3r3 wh3n 1 4m s1ck of 3v3ryon3 4nd th31r stup1d rom4nt1c m3ss3s."

"Oh," said Kanaya. "You Let Me Bring My Mess Into Your Haven."

"I don't mind your mess," said Terezi, in quite a different tone. "You're always welcome in my fort, even if I'm not here. You can bring a light, if you want."

"I Think I Like The Dark Now," said Kanaya. "It Suits My Mood."

Terezi tilted her head and leaned sideways on a little cushion. She seemed totally relaxed, like she was almost lying down.

"I Dont Know Why Rose Expects So Much Of Me. I Dont Know What She Expects Of Me At All. She Has Not Said We Are Matesprits. Or Human Earth Girlfriends Or Anything Else."

"Do you want to be Earth girlfriend with Rose?" asked Terezi.

"Is The Dave Human Your Matesprit?" asked Kanaya.

"Right now Dave isn't even my friend," Terezi said flatly.

"Is That Why Youre Down Here?"

"I'm trying to give him space," she said. "It's a human thing. He doesn't want me underfoot all the time."

"That Is Ridiculous," said Kanaya. "If I Were A Pasty Hornless Alien I Would Want You Underfoot As Much As Possible And Overfoot As Well."

Terezi smiled brightly in the dark and put her tiny socked feet on top of Kanaya's boots. "There. I'm overfoot. Are you sure that's what you want? Wouldn't you rather have the Rose human's sugared violet stockings overfoot as much as possible?"

Kanaya paused to think. Terezi was watching her with poorly veiled anticipation. "No, I don't think so," she said in quite a different tone.

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Re: Karkat/John or Karkat + John

from: anonymous
date: Jan. 20th, 2011 10:49 pm (UTC)
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ohmygog that sounds like exactly what I want

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Re: Kanaya Maryam / Terezi Pyrope - Hamburg

from: anonymous
date: Jan. 21st, 2011 01:39 am (UTC)
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Cute! You get major points for actually doing this, authoranon. :D

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Re: Kanaya Maryam / Terezi Pyrope - Hamburg

from: anonymous
date: Jan. 21st, 2011 03:34 am (UTC)
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this is absolutely adorable, anon. i love it :]

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Re: Kanaya Maryam / Terezi Pyrope - Hamburg

from: anonymous
date: Jan. 21st, 2011 04:17 am (UTC)
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Aw, this is so cute. I really needed the cheering up, too.

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aaand remembering to label myself op this time

from: anonymous
date: Jan. 21st, 2011 05:39 am (UTC)
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Oh man, this is great! They look cute and awesome and I am kind of incoherent and crazy at this hour. Aaaaa.

Thank you! \o/

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from: anonymous
date: Jan. 22nd, 2011 09:49 pm (UTC)
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I want this
So badly
KK and Eridan are bro's in my `verse

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from: anonymous
date: Jan. 22nd, 2011 10:31 pm (UTC)
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Lord English / Karkat Vantas
Bullying
Because I couldn't resist
Forgive me if I fail
Also Lord English has a british accent so read everything in that manner
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_______ [LE] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 1:54 --

CG: OH GOD
CG: NOT YOU AGAIN
CG: REALLY AFTER ALL THE FUCKING THINGS YOU HAVE DONE TO ME
CG: I THINK THIS MAY BE THE WORST YET
CG: LOOK AT ME I'M A FUCKING FREAK OF NATURE
CG: I HAVE THE SAME BODY AS MISS BATSHIT BLIND GIRL AND EVEN MORE BATSHIT INSANE GIRL
CG: WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO YOU TO DESERVE THIS
CG: WHAT DID I DO WAS IT THE HORN PILE CAUSE I KEEP TELLING THAT ASSBITE TO GET HIS SHITTY HORNS OUT OF HERE BUT HE REFUSES
LE: Oh Karkat, it's not so bad!
LE: I mean, you look quite fetching as a lady!
LE: Ahahahaha!
CG: FUCK NO
CG: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT DIDN'T I EXPLAIN
CG: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY YOURE DOING THIS
LE: Silly silly boy! Or should I say girl? Or are trolls different in the way they refer to gender or
CG: SHUT UP
CG: FOR GRUBFUCKING CHRIST JUST SHUT UP
LE: But it's so fun to torment you, my fellow!
LE: Especially because you seem to be the only one who does believe in my existence! Somewhat, anyways.
LE: Well, besides your friend on the horn pile there. He seems to be thinking he IS me. Ahahaha.
CG: WELL FUCK OF COURSE I THINK YOU EXIST
CG: WHY ELSE WOULD I BE SITTING HERE LOOKING LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF MY SUPERIOR SPECIES
CG: THANK ME FOR PUTTING MYSELF INTO A PRIVATE CORNER
CG: WHERE'S MY APPLAUSE, FUCKASS?
CG: OH YES, I HEAR IT
CG: THERE IT IS
CG: BUT I ONLY BELIEVE YOU
CG: BECAUSE YOU KEEP DOING THESE SHIT THINGS TO ME
LE: Ahhhhh, Karkat. Always such a kidder. Hahaha!
LE: You know you believed in me the moment you heard about me. :)
LE: Of that I am quite! certain.
LE: Besides, did you not understand me earlier?
LE: I did say you seemed quite fetching as a lady!
CG: YES I DID HEAR YOU
CG: YOU STUPID FUCK
CG: AND WHILE I SHOULD THANK YOU THE WHOLE THANKING THING ISN'T REALLY WORKING BECAUSE YOU TURNED ME INTO THIS ABOMINATION IN THE FIRST PLACE
LE: What, you dislike being a lady?
LE: What a surprise, you seem like the kind who'd LOVE being a lady!
LE: Ahahahahahahahaha
CG: FUCK
CG: YOU
LE: Aww, my dear, this is all in jest.
LE: You know, like that...'black quadrant' you troll children seem to admire.
CG: NO.
CG: THERE IS NO WAY THAT YOU ARE EVEN INVOLVED IN MY QUADRANTS
CG: ESPECIALLY THE BLACK
CG: I'D RATHER HAVE THAT SPINELESS WIMP TAVROS
CG: THEN DEAL WITH YOU REGULARLY AS A KISMESIS
CG: OR EVEN AN AUSPISTICE FOR FUCKS SAKE
CG: WHOA HOLY FUCK WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO WHY IS MY BODY BACK TO NORMAL
CG: WHAT THE FUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING OH HELL YOU ARE NOT TURNING ME INTO
CG: ALDSJLSADFJKHFS
CG: CRAPSHIT
LE: Do you prefer this way, Karkat?
LE: I must say, as an outsider...
LE: ...You look very silly, with all that RED clothing!
LE: Not quite your color, hm?
LE: Ahahaha!
LE: And those pink bows certainly add to your masculinity.
CG: OH HOLY FLYING FUCK
CG: THIS IS RIDICULOUS
CG: THIS IS EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS THEN THE FUCKING COAT THAT YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT
LE: Oh yes, my coat!
LE: Can't find the poor thing. ):
CG: GOOD
LE: No, not good!
LE: We both know how essential it is that I find it.
LE: You mess with the wrong pockets and "BANG" there goes your universe!
CG: SHIT, I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
CG: WITH ALL THE SHIT YOU'VE BEEN DOING TO BE I COMPLETELY FORGOT
CG: SO IF YOU WOULD STOP WITH THIS INSANITY
CG: I BET YOUR COAT WOULD BE OW HOLY FUCK
CG: DID YOU REALLY FUCKING HAVE TO DO THAT
CG: REALLY
CG: NOW ALL THIS SHITTASTIC BLOOD IS ON THE FLOOR
CG: YOUR INTERDIMENSIONAL PUNCHES FUCKING HURT
LE: Yes, but they're the best way to tell you that I must go!
LE: And they're the best way to bother you, seeing as now you have to clean up that mess.
LE: And is that Vriska I hear coming around?
LE: Hahaha, you better hurry up with that, Karkat!
LE: I'm sure the red clothing I gave you will soak it up very well.
LE: And they won't even need washing!
LE: Ahahahahaha!
CG: YOU ARE SUCH AN ASS
- _______ [LE] ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --
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This is so random and stupid
I'm sorry I failed

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andwhoopherewegoagain

from: anonymous
date: Jan. 22nd, 2011 11:22 pm (UTC)
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Tavros Nitram / Equius Zahhak
Socks
oh look another prompt I feel like doing
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"Uhh, Equius, I have a, um, problem, with these, uhh, legs." Tavros Nitram slowly dragged/walked towards his limb benefactor, the metal clanks frustrating most of the others in the room. Equius Zahhak looked at the brown-blood with slight interest.

"A problem? With my invention?" He gave Tavros a slightly upwards glance. The two trolls stared at each other for a moment, then Tavros shifted his gaze to the ceiling.

"I can't...Uhm...Put on my socks right."

"..."

"...It's kinda, a, uhh, big deal to me."

"..."

"So...Could you like, um, make the metal foot smaller or uh, something?"

"...Alright."
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Yay drabbl-y nonsense

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from: anonymous
date: Jan. 23rd, 2011 03:09 am (UTC)
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HOMESTUCK-THEMED FMLS
GO

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from: anonymous
date: Jan. 23rd, 2011 05:40 am (UTC)
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TODAY, I MET THE HATE OF MY LIFE. I TROLLED HIM AND FOUND OUT THAT NOT ONLY IS HIS SPECIES ENTIRELY COMPOSED OF BRAINDEAD PATHETIC GRUBS, AND THAT THEY HAVE SOME BULLSHIT RULE CALLED "SEXUALITY," BUT THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A QUADRANT FOR BLACKROM. FML

tODAY, uHH, i WAS FLYING AROUND PROSPIT, tHINKING HOW NICE IT WAS, tO NOT BE CRIPPLED, aND THEN, i WOKE UP, fML,

Today, I checked my magic cueball to find out if I should be worried a8out anything. It said yes, so I asked it what, and it 8lew up in my face!!!!!!!! FML!!!!!!!!

tOdAy, I wAs OpEnInG uP A mOtHeRfUcKiNg FaYgO wHeN iT eXpLoDeD aLl Up In My FaCe. FmL bUt NoT rEaLlY hOnK! :o)

Today I Conversed With The Human Rose Who I Believe To Be The Tentacletherapist Who Wrote The Guide We Have Been Following And Not Only Was She Completely Contrary To What I Expected Including A Taste In Cinema Of The Low Quality I Believe She Was In Fact Trolling Me Fml

D--> Today I was ind001ging in a STRONG glass of musclebeast milk when I a%identally shattered it in my fist FML

today, after i wrecked a land dwwellers shit and was feelin pretty good, the girl ivve alwways been flushed for attacked me outta fuckin nowwhere. i bleww a hole in her chest and killed her. fml glub

today i was mixing up some sick beats when my bro comes outta nowhere to duel and i'm like yeah sure bring it on and then that fucking puppet. long story short i'm falling down all these stairs. fml

Today, I was checking up on the boy who I have been observing when I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED ON THE CAPS LOCK KEY AND LOCKED MYSELF IN. AND THEN I COULD DO NOTHING BUT WATCH THE BOY GET MURDERED BY THE SOVEREIGN SLAYER. FML.



i took way too long to do this, fml

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